These Weeks in Screenings 12/19-1/8

12/19 Friday 

WIZARD PEOPLE, DEAR READER | Hyperreal Film Club

My favorites are Roast-Beefy O'Weefy and Catface Meowmers.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation | Regal

Also playing Tuesday at Flix Brewhouse. You get another chance to watch this movie in a theater.

12/21 Saturday 

A Christmas Story | Regal

Go ahead and shoot your eye out.

White Christmas | Flix Brewhouse

I doubt we will have one.

Batman Returns | Alamo Drafthouse 

Best Batman movie.

BARRY LYNDON | Austin Film Society

I heard they made this movie by candlelight.

The Time That Remains | Hyperreal Film Club 

Presented by Watermelon Film Club Austin for Palestine Coalition. Free entry with donation to food drive. Satirical Comedy about Palestinian life from 1948 to 2009.

Pin | We Luv Video

This movie is insane and a lot of people are not going to like it but a few are going to love it.

12/21 Sunday

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE | Galaxy Theatre

And Monday at Alamo Drafthouse. And on Christmas Eve at Flix Brewhouse. And on Christmas day at Regal.

8 WOMEN | Austin Film Society

This is my favorite of the Women movies. 3 is a close runner up though.

Klaus | Regal

I’ve heard this is good. It looks good.

THE POWER OF COMMUNITY | Hyperreal Film Club

Presented by Just Collaborative. It’s a good time of year to reflect on matters of community.

Christmas in Connecticut | Alamo Drafthouse

Stay for the Barbara Stanwyck.

THE THIN MAN | Austin Film Society

I love that they keep showing this every Christmas at AFS.

WONDERLAND | Austin Film Society

90’s London movie.

The Long Kiss Goodnight | Alamo Drafthouse

Queer Film Theory 101 presents. Not sure how this fits in the theme but I’m a fan anyway.

Eyes Wide Shut | Alamo Drafthouse 

Divisive Christmas movie.

Monday Mystery Movie - Horror Edition | Regal

Rated R 1hr 40min.

AMC Scream Unseen

Rated R 1hr 35min.

12/23 Tuesday 

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MR. LAWRENCE | Austin Film Society

It’s David Bowie! 

12/24 Wednesday

Elf is playing a lot of places as I’m sure you are aware. Didn’t think I needed to keep reminding you but if you want to you can go watch it.

12/25  Thursday 

There are a lot of new movies in theaters. I’m probably going to watch Carnage for Christmas at home.

12/26 Friday

Fantastic Four: First Steps | Austin Public Library

Part of their deep dive into Popular films series. I recently saw an article titled, “Why people aren’t rewatching the Fantastic Four movie.” I didn’t read it.

Gremlins | Regal

Those rascals.

THE APARTMENT | Austin Film Society

Also playing on the 31st at Alamo Drafthouse. Jack Lemmon and Shirley MacLaine in 1960 making a comedy for adults.

YI YI | Austin Film Society

4k restoration of Edward Yang’s last movie.

12/27 Saturday

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone | Regal

Hello, you.

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST | Austin Film Society

Those hands in the walls is so creepy and beautiful.

Safe | Alamo Drafthouse 

Also playing on the 1st at Austin Film Society. Todd Hanyes movie that just keeps getting better.

12/28 Sunday

Phantom Thread | Alamo Drafthouse 

Remember when this was Daniel Day-Lewis’ final movie.

12/29 Monday 

Daddy's Home 2 | Regal

This cast, yikes.

When Harry Met Sally… | Alamo Drafthouse

Rob Reiner movie written by Nora Ephron starring Carrie Fisher. Good time of the year to watch this and feel some things.

Night of the Hunter | Alamo Drafthouse 

Remember in Do The Right Thing when Radio Raheem held up the Love and Hate rings?

12/30 Tuesday

Planes, Trains and Automobiles | Regal

It’s not just for Thanksgiving, you can watch this anytime you want.

12/31 Wednesday

New Year's Eve | Regal

Regal is doing a bit.

1/1 Thursday

TASTE OF CHERRY | Austin Film Society

Abbas Kiarostami movie so you know there’s gonna be some shots of someone driving up or down a hill.

John Wick | Regal

The first one.

Megalopolis | Alamo Drafthouse 

What a way to ring in the new year. There’s a pre-recorded Q&A with Francis Ford Coppola.

1/2 Friday

Spider-Man | Regal

Oh I get it, they are doing all firsts for January.

BUBBLE BATH | Austin Film Society

Hungarians are crazy with animation.

Evil Dead II | Alamo Drafthouse 

More wacky and less scary than the first one.

Army of Darkness | Alamo Drafthouse 

Then they go all out crazy for this one.

The Man Who Fell to Earth | Alamo Drafthouse 

It’s David Bowie! 

1/3 Saturday

INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM | Galaxy Theatre

Because of this movie and Gremlins they invented PG 13.

Batman Begins | Regal

I wonder if next month will be all sequels at the Regal.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (18+ w/ Live Shadowcast) | Lake Creek 7

First one of the year.

Twin Peaks Episodes 1-3 | Alamo Drafthouse 

It looks like they are going to show the first 17 episodes in theaters.

Reservoir Dogs | Alamo Drafthouse

Starring a lot of actors but no Paul Dano.

1/4 Sunday 

Superman (1978) | Regal

This is the kinda movie you should only watch in a theater.

Real Genius | Alamo Drafthouse 

I saw this when I was probably too young and it scandalized me.

GLORIA | Austin Film Society

She’s so great.

1/5 Monday

Surprise Film | Flix Brewhouse

No clues given.

Ghostbusters | Regal

How did they get away with “Bustin’ makes me feel good.”

Twilight | Alamo Drafthouse 

Call all your spider monkeys and head out to the theater once again.

Starship Troopers | Flix Brewhouse

Paul Verhoeven movie that I’ve heard is better than the book.

Interstellar | Cinepolis  

$5 screening of this Timothée Chalamet movie.

1/6 Tuesday 

Mission: Impossible | Regal

Still my favorite of the series.

LA CICATRICE INTÉRIEURE | Austin Film Society

AKA The Inner Scar starring Nico. She uses images from this movie for her Desertshore album cover.

The Thing (1982) | Alamo Drafthouse 

Terror Tuesday presents. I hope it’s cold outside for this screening.

1/7 Wednesday

Conan the Barbarian | Regal

Stay for the James Earl Jones.

Secret Flix: Rewind | Flix Brewhouse

Rated PG 13, 1hr 43min.

Kung Fu Hustle | Alamo Drafthouse 

Weird Wednesday presents. Classic Stephen Chow.

1/8 Thursday 

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them | Regal

Sure, why not.

Labyrinth | Alamo Drafthouse | Flix Brewhouse | Regal | Cinemark

It’s David Bowie!

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