This Week in Screenings 6/21-6/27

Friday 6/21

Minions | Alamo Drafthouse 

Minions are the new Ghibli. 

THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS | Galaxy Theatre

He’s in this but they didn’t get Louis CK for the sequel. 

THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS 2 | Violet Crown

See, it’s Patton Oswalt in this one. 

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids | Alamo Drafthouse 

When I was a kid I got to ride on the giant bee at Disney World. 

Moonrise Kingdom | Alamo Drafthouse

Good summer camp movie by Wes Anderson.

Jared Gilman and Kara Hayward dance in front of the ocean in Moonrise Kingdom.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 | Flix Brewhouse

The last one. 

Weekend + Passages | Paramount Theatre 

Another June double feature with Passages spotlighting the Bi part of our family. 

KNIFE + HEART | EastSide Cinema 

This is the kind of queer programming I like, horror and porn.  

OMAR | LYNNY'S - part of Sunbird Fest — Hyperreal Film Club

Presented by the Hyperreal Film Club as part of the Sunbird Fest. 

An outdoor screening. 

There aren’t a lot of movies made in Palestine. 

This one is from 2013 and probably worth checking out.

Saturday 6/22 

WILDWOOD, NJ ('94) | EastSide Cinema

Documentary about this very specific place in New Jersey. 

The Wizard (1989) | Alamo Drafthouse 

Very expensive Power Glove commercial. 

But good movie too. 

Dirty Dancing | Blue Starlite Central 

Good dancing movie. 

Star Wars: The Prequel Trilogy | Alamo Drafthouse 

The whole thing.

It’s like 7 hours. 

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of Ring (2024) | Regal 

Presented in 4DX. 

I think that means the seat moves. 

Pearl and X : Double Feature | Blue Starlite Central

To prepare for the new one. 

Saturday the 14th | We Luv Video

Horror spoof hosted by The Paranormal Putas. 

An alien in a bathtub from Saturday the 14th.

Sunday 6/23

HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE | Galaxy Theatre

Don’t act like you don’t know his name. 

BEIJING WATERMELON | Austin Film Society

From the director of HAUSU. 

South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut | Flix Brewhouse | Regal | Cinemark 

I don’t like South Park but I appreciate their movie being a musical. 

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2024) | Regal 

Continuation of the 4DX screenings. 

In the description of 4DX they mention strong smells. 

If it in this one I hope it's the Ents and not the Orcs. 

Star Wars: The Original Trilogy | Alamo Drafthouse 

The original whole thing. 

About 6 and a half hours. 

Vampire's Kiss | Alamo Drafthouse 

Donald Trump biopic. 

The Telephone Book | We Luv Video 

The world's greatest obscene phone call. 

Desert Hearts | Paramount Theatre 

Presented by Hyperreal Film Club. 

Lesbian movie that taught me a lot about divorce law. 

Helen Shaver and Patricia Charbonneau in Desert Hearts.

Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan | Paramount Theatre

Presented by Robert Rodriguez. 

Oh, Khan. 

Monday 6/24

Shrek | Cinemark 

The first one. 

Minions: The Rise of Gru | AMC

Nobody cares where Gru came from, we just want more Minions. 

UHF Movie Party | Alamo Drafthouse 

The original Weird Al movie.

Jurassic Park | Flix Brewhouse

I think this still looks good. 

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (2024) | Regal 

Wrapping up the 4DX Screenings. 

Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! | Alamo Drafthouse 

Pedro Almodovar’s movie presented by Queer Film Theory. 

With Antonio Banderas. 

Mystery Transmission 013 | Alamo Drafthouse 

Cyberpunk Anime and 4 shorts. 

ALL THAT JAZZ | HOTEL VEGAS 

The Hyperreal Hotel Final! 

That’s all she wrote folks. 

On to new and exciting things. 

Tuesday 6/25

Babe (1995) | Flix Brewhouse

I recently found out George Miller (Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga) co-wrote this. 

Despicable Me 3 | Regal 

More Minions, we literally cannot get enough of them. 

A Clockwork Orange | Paramount Theatre 

Don’t be a Droog. 

NETWORK | Austin Film Society

This is the one where they yell out the window. 

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) | Alamo Drafthouse

Part of the Terror Tuesday series. 

The remake of the original ends this run of Freddy movies they have been showing. 

Pretty Poison | AFS theater 

A Woman of Taste presents Tuesday Weld and Anthony Perkins’ dark comedy thriller. 

Get tickets through the Instagram link or at the door.

Should be a good time. 

Tuesday Weld in Pretty Poison.

Wednesday 6/26

Pain and Glory | Violet Crown

More Almodovar this week, with more Antonio Banderas. 

Evil Dead 2 | Paramount Theatre 

When things get a little more silly. 

Legend (1986) | Cinépolis 

Ridley Scott after making Alien and Blade Runner decided to make this movie with Tim Curry as a buff devil. 

The Loveless | Alamo Drafthouse 

Part of the Weird Wednesday series. 

Kathryn Bigelow’s first movie with Willem Defoe.

Bikers are hot this summer. 

Thursday 6/27

Jaws | Blue Starlite Central 

You can watch safely from your car. 

20 Feet From Stardom | EastSide Cinema 

It’s feels like doc days at EastSide with this Oscar winning Doc about backup singers. 

To Kill a Mockingbird | Paramount Theatre 

I recently heard Walt Disney had a screening of this after it came out and asked why he can’t make movies like this. He died three years later, a failure.

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