Soundtrack to the Remitten Fever of Your Twisted Romance

Happy two month self-quarantine anniversary! For those who have been shacked up for 60 days or longer, this playlist is for you. Enjoy some of cinema’s greatest film score tracks. If you and your bae are getting tired of the same ole work, eat, sleep routine—then spice things up with a dabble of suspense. Are you sometimes accused of smothering or cramping your partner’s space? This is a soundtrack for those who want to flip the power dynamic and give your romance a little “edge”. 

Some suggestions for the night ahead:

• At least two wine bottles or any prior drug of your choosing.

• Proper glassware.

• Cook something tasty and different.

• Pick food that requires a sharp knife. (reinstating that edge you’re looking for.)

• Move the dinner table to a different room.

• No visual distractions 

• Make sure the room has adequate space (post-meal dance floor)

• Candles are a must.

• Dress appropriately.

• This Spotify playlist @ “Siri…volume 9”

• Follow the order in which the songs are presented but feel free to skip ahead or backward for ideal emotional synchronization. 

• Heighten subtext with offbeat conversational subject matter. 

• Pander excessively to your partner’s emotional needs.

• Leave some tension for the dance floor.

• Always be closing.

• Play not-so-nice this time around.

• Create an unforgettable memory.