The vitals:
7:00 ~ Doors
7:30 ~ THE BLING RING

This March, celebrate women’s right AND women’s wrongs! The year is 2009: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan were everywhere, reality TV was just figuring out how to take over the world, and hot girls wore blazers and bandage dresses to the club. Sofia Coppola’s The Bling Ring is based on the story of Alexis Neiers, a status-obsessed teenager who got a group of friends together to break into celebrity’s homes and steal from them. She was basically a modern day Robin Hood, y’all.

This film is star-studded—including actual robbery victim Paris Hilton—with pitch perfect performances, a good-time soundtrack, and all the visuals you’d expect from a Coppola. Grab your friends and let’s go shopping!

-Cindy Popp

SEE YOU AT THE MOVIES
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