The vitals:
7:00 ~ Doors
7:30 ~ Discovery Zone: DRACULA 2000

Taking in this monster movie is not unlike beholding the copious CD racks at a Virgin Megastore. Even the most impervious audience member may find themselves overwhelmed by the magnitude of weird and wacky ideas. Dracula has a big ol’ leather trenchcoat and the luscious locks of pre-Geostorm Gerald Butler. Van Helsing has a grandson with a crossbow. The rapist from That 70’s Show gets his eyeball bitten by a leech. And that’s not even mentioning that there’s a coffin heist!

A pure thrill for anyone else who grew up during the gauche and glossy Aughts era, Dracula 2000 asks us to consider this: What if the Count saw a sexy bikini advertisement?

-James Scott

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